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Graneepi said:
Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets worse and worse

Oh yes, I've read many posts by finny in my lifetime. *dabs
 
Thirty years ago, Beijing brutally cracked down on pro-democracy demonstrators, killing as many as 10,000 people. Hundreds of army trucks moved up Beijing’s main avenue from the west while soldiers on foot shot to kill from both sides. Armoured cars and tanks also smashed through the citizens’ barricades to the east. Gunfire was heard throughout the night. Some forty workers who went to plead with the soldiers were shot. The troops used expanding bullets, prohibited by international law for use in warfare, which expand upon entering the body and create larger wounds.
Army ordered to spare no one. 4 wounded girl students begged for their lives but were bayonetted. A 3 year old girl was injured but her mother was shot as she went to her aid, as were six others who tried. Army ambulances that attempted to give aid were shot up as was a sino-japanese hospital ambulance. With medical crew dead, wounded driver attempted to ram attackers but was blown to pieces by anti-tank weapon.
30 years later, Chinese government still refuses to admit doing anything wrong. At the same time, chinese officials do their best to censor any information related to the events, and people are getting arrested for mentioning them publicly
 
Finny said:
I take this as a compliment because you have wasted your time reading my posts.

I don't know i was just scrolling the forum stats seeing that two of my threads were the most viewed and saw this and then... yeah.
 
The year is 2011. It is summer break, and you’re chilling in your cool house, happy that you don’t have school. You’re on Facebook scrolling through the emo pages and liking the memes, adding all the people you can, making internet friends and getting into group chat.

Suddenly, you get a friend request from this emo boy, and your heart skips a beat. You immediately thirst after him, as he’s everything your black and soulless heart desired. Just when you thought you rawred your last XD, you smashed that add button, immediately adding him.

You open up the chat, and send him the “Rawr means I LOVE YOU in Dinosaur” meme, immediately saying “haha xD sawwy! O.O I just think ur cute... rawr XD”

He responds “haha xD thanks,” and your heart flutters.

But then, your world comes crashing down when someone else posts on his wall. It reads:

“POTATO TURTLE KAWAII OMG DX!!! I... I... *awesome faces* You’re........ A POTATO !!! XD JUST KIDDING YOURE THE MOST POTATOEY KAWAII POTATO!!! Is that weird O____O??? Will you be my dark prince....??? XD rawr... SOZ SOZ IM TOO UGLY XD... POSTING ANYWAY YOLO!”

You couldn’t compete with that. Immediately after reading it, you notice he’s now in a relationship.

You cry into your pillow. You broke ur kokoro.

All you have now is Death Note and Pocky on your side.

Instead of saying anything to anyone, you make your status “:(“

No one even bothers to ask what’s wrong.
 
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