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Bill is putting his young daughter to bed one night and as he walks out the bedroom door he hears her saying her prayers. She says, "God bless mommy, daddy, and grandma, rest in peace grandpa."

Bill rushes back into her bedroom and asks her, "Why did you say the last part?" His daughter replies, "Because I needed to." The next day, grandpa dies of a heart attack. Bill is worried about his daughter but thinks, "It must just be a sad coincidence."



That night he tucks his daughter into bed again and once again he hears her saying her prayers. She says, "God bless mommy and daddy, rest in peace grandma." Bill is now really worried and thinking to himself, "Can my daughter really see into the future?" The next day, grandma dies and now Bill is convinced his daughter can predict the future.

For the rest of the week nothing happens, but on the Sunday night as Bill leaves his daughter's bedroom he waits outside and listens for any more prayers. Sure enough, he hears her say, "God bless you mommy, rest in peace daddy." Now Bill is really panicking and thinking, '"Oh God, I'm going to die tomorrow!"

The following day Bill is in a complete mess all day in work; a real nervous wreck. He constantly checks the clock, looks around the room and is on edge all the time expecting to die at any moment. He is so nervous that he doesn't leave the office until it's past midnight. Once it turns midnight he says to himself with relief, "How is this possible? I should be dead!" He goes home and walks into the house to find his wife sitting on the sofa with a scared look on her face. She asks him, "Where have you been? What took you so long?"

Bill replies, "Listen honey, today I haven't had the best of days" and he is just about to tell her what has happened when she starts crying and bursts out, "I saw the mailman die yesterday!"
 
That is terrible :( My thoughts and prayers go to that family.

What a sad story. Rest in peace grandpa and grandma. May they find peace.
 
mzlaoq said:
That is terrible :( My thoughts and prayers go to that family.

What a sad story. Rest in peace grandpa and grandma. May they find peace.

What about the mailman? He's the real victim here ?
 
so is my time because that joke was way too long even though you could have just said mum cheats on husband to birth kid and it would have been equally funny
 
saphire said:
so is my time because that joke was way too long even though you could have just said mum cheats on husband to birth kid and it would have been equally funny

Saph you know what that's called? A slow burn. And if you don't up your game, i'm gonna be slowly burning your family in my chimney in the winter. :uwu:
 
You are all wrong, it is the little girl who is the real victim. We can all agree that she is possessed by demons from hell and should promptly be exorcised.

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katsu said:
Ah~ ah~ yes saph~ report me~~ yes, harder saph~ :corringasm:

Never mind, Kat it is actually you who is the victim. The victim of many years of sexual abuse apparently.
 
saphire said:
what about me getting actually harassed with sex roleplay?!

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saphire said:
you like to forget how youre the only one thats actually
done sex rp ::)

Saph you forget that you did sex rp with me and that you asked me first so :uwu:
 
I mentioned doing it as a joke but I never actually participated, I didnt even talk about it in the server until you suddenly started calling me mummy so dont even mister
 

Do you REALLY want me to post the screenshots of that in-game chat? :thonk: Like usually I don't think before posting but even I don't wanna post that shit.
 
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