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Feng died for our sins. Rest in piss, sweet prince.

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$20 that that's not a bot but just a sad little syrian boi trying to be special and quirky spamming copypastas in dead video game chats just like me :aww:

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so today i was playing the attack on titan tribute game and i was marco then some random jean came up and saluted to me whaaaaat

It was time. Time for Jean and Sasha to make love,during the great battle between the titans and humanity in the city. Jean walked up to Sasha,bothof them breathing heavily and intensely. Sasha leaned in,her head slowly glitching into Jean’s. Her ponytail came out of Jean’s forehead and they...

weird flex but ok happy birthday to u too honk honk why dont this place hav clown emoji :monkaMega:

2/10 no realism whatsoever, idk if you just never played any zelda game or just didnt pay much attention but the annoying fairy isnt nearly as annoying and the player character doesnt look like zelda at all like what (jk cool mod m8)

this should be taught in schools across the globe but instead we have that boring water circle where it rains and then water evaporates and forms clouds eeeeh zzz too boring this is much more interesting :aww:

Add achievement called "crashing 100 servers" for all the friendly modders who do this to me all the time :aww:

u automatically win every staring contest and make a great security camera on the town square Soopapowaa: ability to turn into a tree at any moment :aww:

I'm bored and shitposting here is fruitless so *puts on joker mask* let's play a game Name a useless superpower, Others have to somehow make it useful. I'll start with an easy one: Infinite urine

Well well well, if it isn't the invisible cun-WOAH MAMMA THAT'S A MEAN SEXIST FUCKING DESCRIPTION OF A PERSON HOW DARE YOU Sounds like it's time to call the... ⭐️ * 🚨 * SEXIST POLICE * 🚨 * ⭐️ And not ironically, either.

Moooooooom phineas and ferb are- Candace shut the fuck up with your bitch ass, always talking bout what they doing shit so the fuck what? get off they dicks, damn bitch a snitch nigga. that’s the shit i don’t like like hoe like forreal. probably suckin that nigga jeremy dick in the cut with yo...

Something y'all fuckers don't understand In this world, it's yeet or be yeeten. I don't really feel like being yat, so instead I yeet. Don't forget everyone in this world that you have previously yate, or you will be yeeten by time.

How they gonna make a movie about Loki if the guy got literally murdered in cold blood by the purple stripy chin bastard lmao fake news 223

The year is 2011. It is summer break, and you’re chilling in your cool house, happy that you don’t have school. You’re on Facebook scrolling through the emo pages and liking the memes, adding all the people you can, making internet friends and getting into group chat. Suddenly, you get a friend...

My friend once said ??? ????????????????????? And I laughed so much I almost pissed myself

When I was 13 I tried to fuck a banana. It wasn't peeled and was so painful, I ended up squishing it with my vagina, contracting in pain. Then the peel popped open inside me. I felt this and panicked to pull the banana out. It was just a peel now. I had a banana smoothie in my vagina. I pushed...

Imagine it, you’re just a villager, living in your blocky world. You have your village, you work your farms, it ain’t much, but it’s honest work. Day after day, it’s the same... until one day, it all changes, when THEY arrive. They come in different shapes, sizes, colors. Very few of them look...