Another Ruby out for grabs

[Fortress]

Apparenly I really dislike money. Also Kat what the fuck $24 for a green name?

Anyway, giving away another Ruby upgrade code because if I won't pay for Kat's food, no one will. :kms:

Post the funniest joke you've heard. I'll come back in a week and choose the one I like the most. If you spam or your jokes are bad, you're getting a ban.


Speaking of, Kat, there are some awards listed on the upgrade page, but nobody has any

 

[mzlaoq]

pssh, ruby

who'd want such a trash award

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left it

 

[Katsu]

I think he refunded me cause the selly codes are kinda discountinued since selly doesn't pay me the ammount that you pay, they only give me like 80% of it...

 

[Finny]

The world is like a bag of candies, too many blacks EKS DEE

yall need jesus

 

[Fortress]

Terrible jokes. Extending giveaway until someone posts a joke that I actually laugh at. If you already have Ruby on your account, I will upgrade whoever you choose.

Nah Kat I didn't refund cause money is lost anyway.

 

[mzlaoq]

If you already have Ruby on your account, I will upgrade whoever you choose.

Ahh, now you can count me in!!!


Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler

Cuz it was too far to fly

 

[Finny]

Nononono why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiots house!

knock knock

Who's there?

The chicken EKS DEE

 

[mzlaoq]

Why couldnt the skeleton go to the prom?

Spoiler

because he had no body to go with!

 

[Katsu]

Here's a joke for ya fort that literally nobody on here will understand.

import Joke
from Bans import ban

class Joke:
 ? ?"""The funniest joke you've ever heard"""

 ? ?if message.content.flat().startswith("I'm not gay but"):
 ? ? ? ?if message.author.id = owner.id
 ? ? ? ? ? ?await self.bot.say("He's right you know.")
 ? ? ? ?else:
 ? ? ? ? ? ?await self.bot.say("Yo that shit's gay as fuck get outta here.")
 ? ? ? ? ? ?try:
 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?self.temp_cache.add(user, server, "BAN")
 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?await self.bot.ban(user, days)
 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?logger.info("{}({}) banned {}({}), deleting {} days worth of messages".format(
 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?author.name, author.id, user.name, user.id, str(days)))
 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?await self.new_case(server,
 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?action="BAN",
 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?mod=author,
 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?user=user,
 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?reason=reason)
 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?await self.bot.say("Have fun being banned.")

 

[mzlaoq]

Latvian farmer grow many potatoes with son

Secret Police then take potatoes away.

Farmer wake up and thinks "Of course just dream. Son is dead and no potato."

 

[Katsu]

Latvian farmer grow many potatoes with son

Secret Police then take potatoes away.

Farmer wake up and thinks "Of course just dream. Son is dead and no potato."

I don't even know what to say about this. I can't wrap my head around it. :kms:

 

[mzlaoq]

Pfft, you ain't got a sense of humor! just give me the ruby 8)

 

[Katsu]

Pfft, you ain't got a sense of humor! just give me the ruby 8)

Don't you already have a ruby? Why would you want another one? :

 

[saphire]

This topic isn't funny.

 

[Katsu]

This topic isn't funny.

Oh my god saph that joke is absolutely hilarious! You should win a ruby upgrade for that :uwu:

 

[saphire]

Oh my god saph that joke is absolutely hilarious! You should win a ruby upgrade for that :uwu:

Please don't :

 

[Fortress]

I didn't laugh at a single joke in here, although I did chuckle at saphire's post. k:

And because you made me cry of laughter last time with your expert counting, I think it would only be fitting if you get the ruby code. Congratulations! I'll pm you the code and kat can validate it and upgrade you.

Closing this slowly derailing thread.