Search results

During this lockdown I am wondering if anyone knows any porn sites they'd like to recommend other than: Xvideos PornHub Xtube Ass parade Brazzers xHamster XNXX YouPorn YouJizz TastyBlacks HClips TnaFlix Tube8 Spankbang DrTuber Spankwire KeezMovies Nuvid SunPorno BravoTube PornHD Eporner SexVid...

I'm bored and shitposting here is fruitless so *puts on joker mask* let's play a game Name a useless superpower, Others have to somehow make it useful. I'll start with an easy one: Infinite urine

When I was 13 I tried to fuck a banana. It wasn't peeled and was so painful, I ended up squishing it with my vagina, contracting in pain. Then the peel popped open inside me. I felt this and panicked to pull the banana out. It was just a peel now. I had a banana smoothie in my vagina. I pushed...

I just saw endgame, and it was pretty good, but there were a few weird things. - - snip - - Another thing I found weird was when Black Panther broke the fourth wall and gave the audience the n-word pass. I did appreciate it, but it would feel more in place in a Deadpool movie. Overall, it was...

Ha! Perry the Platypus, you have fallen right into my trap. BEHOLD! THE NIGGA-INATOR! You see Perry, as a child, I was never allowed to have my own N-Word Pass. But with this, no man woman or child will be able to stop me! fires beam at self Yoyo Perry the Platypus, now I can enact phase 2 of...

OwO Notices my level 2 ban thingy ok then mr nazi mods if i get banned for this too i'm blaming global warming. If you could go back in time and meet your younger self, what advice would you give yourself? I'd say "Stock up on double cheeseburgers at McDonald's they're not going to be 99 cents...

8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby...

Like, seriously, it's so much better than salsa. On top of flavor and texture, it's so versatile. Want it spicy? Add some jalapeños, things of that nature. Want it fruity? Add some lemon zest to it, bang. Want it mushy? Pee on it. It's perfect for everything from burritos to tortilla chips