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8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby...

NATIONAL GUACAMOLE DAY - Did you know? The National Guacamole Day that takes place annually on September 16 was established as far back as the year 2003 and is celebrated around the world by native tribes of the South American Amazon Region. They celebrate this wonderful event by shoving...

Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets worse and worse, where the sentence structure and grammar revert to a point of utter non sense, and you just don't wanna read it anymore,(o´ω｀o) and the whole ordeal is just awful (´･ω･`);. btw the...

Like, seriously, it's so much better than salsa. On top of flavor and texture, it's so versatile. Want it spicy? Add some jalapeños, things of that nature. Want it fruity? Add some lemon zest to it, bang. Want it mushy? Pee on it. It's perfect for everything from burritos to tortilla chips

If that was a shitpost, what the hell do I call my posts then

This is off-topic, but my friend busted her stepson engaging in explicit, sexually avant-garde Attack on Titan RP. She said at one point they wound up hiding from giants in a tree, and started fucking but manufactured a lack of lube for reasons... They used soap instead. Long story short, they...

Remember Longcat? I remember Longcat. Screw whatever we're supposed to be talking about, I want to talk about Longcat. Memes were simpler back then, in 2006. They stood for something. And that something was nothing. Memes just were. “Longcat is long.” An undeniably true, self-reflexive...